And they live happily ever after. The End. What a
total bullshit. It’s the kind of lies you tell to little kids or naïve minds
that everything will be better when it getting worse. I remember when I was six,
my kindergarten teacher was telling me some fairy tale about a douche bag named
Rumplestilkskin getting tortured and fucked around by a maid turned princess
and her King husband. She totally has forgotten what the poor old creature had
done for her and she just fucks him over to have her ‘happily ever after’
ending. I mean that is perhaps one of my favourite fairytale ever. It tells you
the truth. You help someone and they
take you for granted and leave you crying in the middle of the night. I asked
many times to my teacher what ever happen to Rumplestilkskin’s ending. Where is
his happily ever after? What is the moral of the story here? She just ignored
me and started telling stories about an orphan girl that turned into princess
by some help of a fairy god mother. Bet she !@#$%^&* her over too for her happily
ever after.
I am not a sadist who finds the darkness in everything
neither am I an optimistic little bugger.
I am just a realist, who thinks logically with the evidence provided and
with the right conclusions to things but people always find it wrong to
question too much and thinks I should just shut the !@#$%^&* up sometimes. I don’t
blame them, I can see why it’s so tempting to believe in fairytales, hopes and
miracles because it’s so easy to do. You don’t need to think at all. Mankind
has become a fat man on the sofa too lazy to get up when it comes to thinking.
We all has been very comfortable in our sofa of religious believe and
fairytales. Those who do try to think had the label outcast or seen as a virus
of the society.
My name is Neil Adam. The story you’re about to read
is not meant for those with a close mind and definitely not for kids. It will
contain adult rated contents of nudity, sexual intercourses, foul vulgar
barbaric languages, suicides, multiple suicides, death, drug abuse, sexual
intercourses, devil worshipping, extraterrestrial contacts, fairy creatures
such as an alcoholic leprechaun, more sexual intercourses, religious believe,
GOD and did I mention sexual intercourses? So if you’re not ready for my
fragmentary randomness journey then perhaps you might want to put this book
down and find yourself another book with a more safe and comfortable content,
might I suggest ‘The Little Blue Men of God’s Garden of Magical Items’ I heard
it’s pretty popular among the parents. It has fairies, god and magical stuff
everything a young kid needs to stop thinking and curiosity. If you still
somehow find yourself still drawn to this book, let me warn you: I SHALL NOT
APOLOGIZE FOR ANY LOSS OF FAITH, COUNTLESS ERECTION’S ACHIEVED AND NOSE
BLEEDING DUE TO CONTINIOUS LAUGHTER. (For those who can’t understand the
humour, I apologize for your headache trying to grasp your naive mind around
such a massive scale of logic.)
Why are you
an atheist? I once heard this question and I start to wonder, when exactly did
I lose my faith? Did I have any faith at all? I know for a certain fact that
ever since I was a young boy, I was very curious about the world and constantly
asking questions to the point where my teachers were annoyed with endless
questions which they themselves had a hard time explaining the answers. After
failing to gain any useable information from them, I started searching answers
myself. I wasn’t exactly sure when I became an atheist because it feel as if I
was an atheist all my life but now finally have the balls to admit myself to be
a godless person. I remember the Sunday’s schools that I was forcefully
attended when I was eight years old. It when something like this:
Father Ted:
According to the Book of Genesis, God saw that mankind had become wicked and
declared, “I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth;
both man and beast, and the creeping things and the fowls of the air, for it
repenteth me that I have made them.”
Me: But father why cant God just
destroys mankind alone? I mean its mankind that God is angry at? What did the
animals ever do? And the creepy crawling things and the fowls of the air did
nothing to anger God, why do they have to be punished for what mankind did?
It’s not as if the animals can go up the humans and say “Dude, you’re fucking
things up for all of us, mate. Can you please just behave? The big man is
having some anger issues right now.”
Father Ted: Well
young Neil, God is not punishing all of the animals. If you let me continue,
you will see what I mean by this.
Me: Still. Can’t he just at least give
some warning letter to the humans to behave or something? It’s as if he has
major anger issues there.
Father Ted: He would
definitely have given some warnings; after all he is a forgiving god. Now can I
continue the story, Neil? Or is there anything else you would like to ask?
Me: Nah, I’m okay for now.
Father Ted: Though
God was very angry at man...
Me: How about the women? He’s not angry
at them?
Father Ted: God was
very angry at Mankind (emphasized), but there was one man who was still good
and faithful. His name is Noah. God has decided to save him and his family. God
instructed Noah to build an ark and to take into the ark, two of every living
thing on the earth.
Me: Wait how big is the ark?
Father Ted: It was
really big.
Me: It has to be big. I mean two of
every living thing on the earth! There at the least 1500 species of spiders
alone. Did Noah get to choose which species to survive? And the numbers of
species of animals in this planet is vast. I may not know the exact number but
that is also because the scientists are still discovering many new species of
animals today. Does that mean Noah had a holy all knowing encyclopaedia that
has all the species? Imagine how big the
Ark has to be. And did he have to build it all on his own? That must take him
years to build. He must have amazing knowledge of engineering and zoo keeping.
Did he have to go around the world collecting all those animals? How did he
manage to get all the animals to follow him and behave? And what happens when
the animals in the ark? Wouldn’t they eat each other; I mean they are all part
of the food chain. And imagine the amount of animals he has to feed on the ark,
and the amount animal’s !@#$%^&* he has to clean. To build an ark with the great
size and collect all those animals must have taken him years to get it done.
How did Noah do it all by himself, Father Ted?
Father Ted: With
the help of God. Magic.
Me: Then wouldn’t it be easier if God
just gave Noah the ark and get the animals to come to him?
Father Ted: Yes but
he wouldn’t be able to test Noah’s faith, would he?
Me: God sounds like a big bully then.
Father Ted: He is
not, now can I continue with the story of Noah?
Me: He sounds like an angry gay bully
but okay. You can continue.
Father Ted:
(ignoring me) God then make it rain heavily for 40 days and 40 nights until the
entire earth was submerged in water.
Me: Only 40days and 40 nights to
submerged the planet? It’s a very big planet you know. Its..
Father Ted: IT WAS
A VERY HEAVY RAIN!
Me: Okay but still the amount of rain
and its fresh water will put the ocean’s PH value out of balance. Wouldn’t it
kill off the aquatic life?
Father Ted: NEIL ADAM!! PLEASE BE QUITE AND LISTEN TO THE
STORY. ONE MORE WORD AND I SHALL HAVE TO BRING YOU TO MY OFFICE.
Me: Okay. But it just sounds like a
made up story to me with very bad research.
Father Ted: Okay,
that’s it. Follow me to my office Neil. Pastor Robert, can you please take over
the class.
He took me
to his office and started to punish me. He blind folded me, asked me to pull
down my trousers and make me bend down. He then later on injected my anus with
his crucifix until holy waters starts to spray all over me. Of course now I
realise that he was a gay minister and he just butt fucked me. The last thing I
heard was that Father Ted quit his Fatherhood to open a gay club somewhere in
the city and changed his name to Fanny Teddy. I have completely forgotten why I
wanted to share you this past of mine. Me getting child molested didn’t
actually trigger me to becoming anti-religion in fact it did nothing to me
except for the fact that I like having a dildo up my arse each time I have sex
with a fellow female companion of mine. No the main reason why I told you about
this memory is to show that I curious little chap even at the age of eight.
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| Shaul Schwarz photography |
“Penny? This is going to sound really weird.”
“What is it, Neil?”
“Can you stuff a dildo up my arse?”
“Ooooo, kinky I like.”
This is
why I love Jenny. She is very adventurous when it comes to sex and would not
judge me for wanting a dildo up my anus during sexual intercourse. We were both
lying naked on my bed. In fact it was the first time we actually lying naked on
any bed. It was also Penny first time lying naked in anyone’s bed. She was not
what she sounds like right now. At the first glance of this sweet cherry, me like anyone
else would find her as incredibly beautiful and innocent young girl.
She is no doubt a virgin. Well was a virgin at least before tonight. She is just a very horny and
eagerly wanting to explore the sexual world kind of virgins.
It’s hard
to believe that this girl was selling cookies to for a fund
raiser at her college few days ago and I happen to be in a very generous mood and now she is here in
my room naked and ready to lose her virginity to me. I don’t know why I was so
generous that day, must be the short skirt and her geeky school girl glasses
that make me do it but whatever the reason is, I’m glad I did it. I mean I’m about
to !@#$%^&*, sorry make love to a virgin girl in her early twenties just because I
was generous and had an engrossing conversation with her at a fundraiser that I
coincidentally find myself in.
She sits
there lubricating the plastic penis looking so beautiful with her curvy golden
hair that covers her baby blue eyes of innocence as her pink strawberry lips
are bitten by those perfect white teeth. The sunlight that manages to escaped
the curtains bounce perfectly on her amazingly big round breast that feels so
comfortable, warm and soft in the palm of my hands. My lips are attached to the
sweetness of those nipples as I nibble on them. What happen next should be
discreetly kept a secret since it’s her first time, and I still do have some
respect for her. So you can let your imagination runs wild as I skip to the
next scene. All I can say is that we didn’t leave my house for almost three
days straight and we had difficulty of getting accustom to seeing each other
with our clothes on.
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