(The Night when I thought I was Dr. Hunter S. Thompson aka Dr. Gonzo. Pardon my french, muthafuka.)
But I guess I would do my best to stray away from the pornographic contents just long enough to tell you about my story. Or perhaps I could just hire that prostitute I met on the way home to suck my penis as I write you this, sounds like a good plan. Excuse me while I dial for her. …. Now as stated I wish to write you a story and I am in good condition to do so, I have a 18 years old (or at least she said she was legal) Chinese prostitute named Cherry giving me head underneath my desk while I smoke this joint of marijuana and drinking this vodka straight out of the bottle, plus a few tab of that homemade LSD got me just in the right condition to tell you this story. For awhile now I have been thinking of the tone to tell this tale, maybe in the style of Douglas Adams or Monty Pythons I thought after all it is quite a randomly humorous tale or perhaps the style of Phillip K Dick dark futuristic with idiotic society that is pretty much true in this setting, or maybe a fantastic mythical fairytale of JRR Tolkien’s magical creatures like how I encounter in this adventure or even in the style of conventional melancholic life changing novel like Edgar Allen Poe. But again I have too much information that I would have to convey in order for you to truly understand the story perhaps I could write like Aldous Huxley if it is at all possible. Nah I can’t do any of these style, they just don’t feel quite right for this story. Then it hit me, like literally hit me in the head.
Cherry bit the head of my penis in an accidental fellatio mishap. She saw me writing this shit on my laptop and she could help to comment on my action. Thus her eagerness to help me out with this caused my dick a bite mark. She stated that she was studying the works of Hunter S. Thompson and figured that I could try to tell my story in his persona. I kissed her on the forehead for being such a smart hooker and push her lips back to my sore cock. That is it. I shall tell you this story in the spirit of the Gonzo with a mixture of Python’s randomness of Tolkien’s fantasy and a dash of Dick’s electronic nightmares and if at all possible I will suppress the emo side of me like how they kick Poe down in the gutters. I found the perfect way to tell this shit then but the question is where do I start? I don’t want to plan or structure anything anymore, I kept procrastinating due to this but today I shall just let it all out. Fuck this acid starting to take its effect.
This homemade acid isn’t that bad for a novice like me. I mean I did double the dosage prescribe in the recipe of LSD but heck if I’m going to trip on my own shit then I better trip it all out. You want to know how hard it was to make your own acid, especially in the bitch fuck country I’m in? For the Lysergic Acid, I need a whole load of Morning Glory or other suitable plants but since the rest are none native to these lands it had to be the pretty vine flowers. Unfortunately to buy these god-damned seeds are fucking impossible for common public. I had to go all over the city to just find a few fucking packets of small amounts of seeds in a country that tries to promote gardening and green revolution. Fucking hypocrite motherfuckers. I wanted to plant flowers that are completely native in this land but yet I had to spend a fortune to just get the seeds. But of course my sweet charm of silent bargaining manages to breakdown the gardener and I bought a whole bag load of morning glory. Now the extraction process is slightly complicated but manageable with the stolen chemistry sets I managed to sneak out of high school few years back. After the pure acid was extracted from the acid and the peyote ready to mix out of my San Pedro Cactus, we gave it a proper blend and added a few of drop the strongest mescaline found and dried that cocktail of death for my personal consumption. It is called the Gonzo Cocktail.
My dear god what the fuck is this Chinese bitch doing to my dick? Is she giving me a blowjob or is her mouth my expensive cock holder? I see five years old girls giving a better blowjob with a lollipop that this slut. Too bad her boobs are too small for titty fucking. That has always been my favorite finishing position in sex. It’s clean and safe, best way to cum after an hour long humping the fuck out of any vagina or anus, all over that perky bosom and her face. If only I had the time to fuck this whore right now, fuck I am fucking horny.
I slapped the bitch in the face and forced the vodka down her throat before thrusting back my penis into her lips. She stared at me in fear. Yes. That is how it is done. Fear me and fucking hate me. Loath me all you want as long you make me cum all over that pretty face of yours.